~SentWest

This is me:

- Can I please get Age of Conan? Look it has a free trial for you.

- Are we going to make the ComicCon this year, I'll dress up as Alita! I've been trying to grow my hair to look like Gally's for years, and have finally made it.

- I think you need more guns. And some rifles. And a deck-mounted 50 cal. Do I have room to build a rail gun on the balcony?

- If you decide to get a Harley Davidson I will totally, extremely, very much support your decision (and buy tight leather apparal).

- Will you build me a new computer baby? I'll give you a $2,000 budget. Make it look cool!

- Yeah, I'm out of town for two weeks, why don't you hit up that Indian casino poker tournament while I"m gone?

- Will you help me learn to weightlift? I want to get all comfy with the bench press.

- Why don't you wear your old Type O Negative t-shirt, I love that thing, I'll even buy you a new one. And we HAVE to see Apocalyptica when they're in town!

- OMG Hellboy!!!111 It's Hellboy vs. Pan's Labyrinth? *faints* Del Toro is directing a Lovecraft movie? *faints again*

- Made of Honor? Gag, barf, can we see something with violence and aliens and special effects? Hey, new X-Files movie, alright!

- Lets build you a man-cave with a massive crematorium entire-cow-flambe'ing barbeque and a sensory-feedback reclinining gaming chair with a cortical shunt, that would be rad!

- For our first anniversary I am more than happy to go meet your best friend in Las Vegas so you cool and froody dudes can statistic-ize the craps table and play "spot the hooker" all night and I can play Pai-Gow and window shop all day.

Ok boys, I need to feel appreciated... tell me I'm not the best wife evar.



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